Coincidence? I think not.

Fusion, fusion, everywhere...

It cannot be ignored.

What's happening?

It's kinda weirding me out.

It a real good way.

In other news: I am being continually harassed by an 18 year old girl in Thailand.

I wish I were kidding/ exaggerating about this.

I'm talking serious emotional damage here, kids.

Help?

Advice?

Anyone?

I don't expect anyone to be an expert on a subject like this.

However!

Should I come out of this with my sanity still in tact, should this ever happen to anyone else down the road (...what are the odds?), I will hopefully know how to effectively coach them through it.

Also:

The cat living here in my dad's house always looks so goddamn suspicious of me.

What gives, world?

Seriously.

Allllllright then.

I think it's clear that I need to go to bed now.

The end.

:)